3-CORNERED HATS

I’m sadly behind on some news, but this is a sad case of overreaction on part of security, the sad part being that not a lot of people are calling the student out on being kind of a douche. Not that the zapping was right, mind you. In this country we are as free to be douchebags as we are to wear sweet 3-cornered headgear, thank goodness for that. The great Revere himself was probably thought quite rude riding through new England bellowing about the British. But really now, you look much better asserting your rights, rather than abusing them.
In case you haven’t seen it yet: