3-CORNERED HATS

Days and days later, the biggest event of every 4 years happening, and where was our noble rider?! Sick in bed! So sick the internets could not help?! Yes, I say. But not sick enough to rock the vote, with the lord as my witness. Watch as I eat a Huckaburger, then go to the toilet to drop a Barack O-Bomb. Of course, I mean no offense to either of our two victorious candidates.