3-CORNERED HATS

Honestly, do we need to “admit” it? Something like 80% of Americans have played some form of video game, and yet when we say we do, we’re labeled as socially retarded basement-dwellers. And yes, I live in a basement, but that’s because my landlady had converted it into a perfect little studio. So SHOVE IT. And why are we constantly subjected to “expert” debates featuring people who’ve obviously only heard about games from picket lines claiming they were Satan’s own creation? I’ve always thought that Fox News got a bad rap for being a conservative mouthpiece (sadly, conservatives are not good comedy writers), but this sort of drivel:

is what gives its critics ammunition. Geoff Keighly has the upper hand in logic and common sense, but he’s clearly being railroaded by the pundits.

And what was with MacCullum? What the hell was she thinking by saying “yes, UNFORTUNATELY” to “it’s up to parents to control what their kids are seeing?” Jeez.